5 Tips On How To Have An Office Affair

September 13, 2007 at 10:29 pm by Will

After reading Gretchen’s post Five Tips To Avoid Having An Office Affair, I had to grab that list by the neck, reach down its throat and yank it inside out like a Downy-soft pillow case, just to see if it works in reverse (in the interest of scientific research, of course). Here’s the flip side:

  1. Step out and flirt at every opportunity. If they take offense, pretend it was just in jest.
  2. Go out to drink with people from work, and buy them shots until they’re sloshed.
  3. Confide personal details to people at work, and encourage them to confide in you.
  4. Develop as many “special friendships” with the opposite sex as possible, and turn to them for support.
  5. Invite a colleague or client of the opposite sex to meet alone, preferably in private and over drinks.

Wow, I think she’s got a winner here. In fact, I think I’ve had this strategy used on me before. I tried to get away, but as Chris Rock says, I just couldn’t run that fast.

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