Movie Quote of the Day: Bubba Ho-Tep
The revealin’ of her panties wasn’t intentional or unintentional. She just didn’t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatenin’, she didn’t mind if I got a bird’s-eye view of her Love Nest. It was the same to her as a housecat sneakin’ a peek.
I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin’ a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. ‘Course these days even a flutter was kinda reassuring.
From Bubba Ho-Tep, one of the funniest little no-budget, no-release, small-cast movies ever, about an aging Elvis who, through a series of unfortunate coincidences, finds himself in an East Texas nursing home (along with the still-alive JFK, who just happens to be black), and can never get anyone to believe that he’s really The King.